BeIn AlL cLoWnY aNd ShIt

#no shush you are a good rp buddy

Anonymous said: ye2 becau2e gee2e have pocket2 and iitem2 two put iin them. ju2t kiiddiing. tho2e were two completely 2eperate idea2 gz 2ometiime2 we can thiink iindependently you know. the poiint ii2 we 2wiiped a biitch ton of rad loot and were goiing two go buy 2ome fuckiing iicecream want two come? a2k kk and ed two we are fiilthy riich here.

Aww well thats all cool then
and yall motherfuckers best believe im all up for some of that sweet motherfucking cream
but i haven’t seen eribro all day, I don’t even know where the fuck hes all been at
I can go ask kk for you if you want, im sure hes not even busy with any sort of fucking thing right now :oD

Anonymous said: mo2tly throwiing rock2 at the gee2e iin town. piickpocketiing ii2 2urprii2iingly ea2y you know.

woah hold on there
you’ve been hitting and pickpocketing fucking geese?

guys that shit aint right, what did those little motherfuckers ever do to you?

Anonymous said: hey gz gue22 what our favoriite fruiit ii2. pear2! ehehehehe

HAHAHA see thats a good one!

where haver you guys even been and gone to? its been a motherfuckin while…

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moonpiemiracles:

Gamzee leaned over the side of the rickety old Ferris wheel and looked down at Jack. “You sure man? It’s hight motherfucking way form down there.” Gamzee leans over the car a little more, holding Jack’s ring in one hand with only 2 fingers to make sure Jack can see it. “This little things fucking small, what if it all, shatters to pieces or some-“

Suddenly the car Gamzee was in gives way a bit, one of the bolts comes out and the car becomes crooked and even more shaky. “OH SHIT” Gamzee quickly scuttles to the other side of the car while the old piece of shit wobbles like crazy. In his confusion he dropped Jack’s ring, on the opposite side of where Jack was standing, into an open sewer gate. Gamzee didn’t notice, instead he climbs out of the broken car and slowly climbs down the rusty metal wheel, into the next one. The car he was previously in fell behind him. Crashing horribly on impact.

” Do: ”

Jack watched the ring slowly go down the gutter. He just blew up into rage and ran towards the gutter, not even caring if Gamzee was okay or not. “You fucking dumbass piece of shit! You fucker! IM GOING TO MURDER YOU!” Jack jumped up and pulled his knife out, but saw how high Gamzee was, so he just waiting a while, trying to think how he was gonna get his ring back

Gamzee just continues to watch Jack go into rage a little bit then pull out a knife….Yeeep….lets just…stay up here for a while longer. Its nice up here anyway, just don’t move to much. He lies on the floor of the Ferris wheel car and and just stairs up at the sky..damn what a motherfucking beauty…

He slowly falls asleep.

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moonpiemiracles:

the-big-bad-critic:

moonpiemiracles:

the-big-bad-critic:

moonpiemiracles:

the-big-bad-critic:

Jack frowned and smacked himself in the head then looked back up at Gamzee. “DO YOU KNOW HOW TO WORK THIS THING?”

“I did….but i think its motherfucking broke”

He hissed “No shit Sherlock! Look, can you like, climb down?!”

“Nah bro, you come up here, this motherfucking view’s beautiful!!”

“NO I DON’T WANT TO. NOW CLIMB DOWN HERE,”

“It’s ok man, I think I’ll just be up here a while longer…”

Jack growled, thinking he could still fly he jumped up and fell back, falling on his ass. What a dumpy. He got back up and looked to see if there was a switch somewhere. He frowned when he found out there wasn’t a switch so he then looked back up at Gamzee and yelled “Throw my ring down! Just drop it and I’ll get it!”

Gamzee leaned over the side of the rickety old Ferris wheel and looked down at Jack. “You sure man? It’s hight motherfucking way form down there.” Gamzee leans over the car a little more, holding Jack’s ring in one hand with only 2 fingers to make sure Jack can see it. “This little things fucking small, what if it all, shatters to pieces or some-“

Suddenly the car Gamzee was in gives way a bit, one of the bolts comes out and the car becomes crooked and even more shaky. “OH SHIT” Gamzee quickly scuttles to the other side of the car while the old piece of shit wobbles like crazy. In his confusion he dropped Jack’s ring, on the opposite side of where Jack was standing, into an open sewer gate. Gamzee didn’t notice, instead he climbs out of the broken car and slowly climbs down the rusty metal wheel, into the next one. The car he was previously in fell behind him. Crashing horribly on impact.

” Do: ”

#carnivalstuck #carnivalstuck rp #gamzee #jack

→ BeIn AlL cLoWnY aNd ShIt: the-big-bad-critic: BeIn AlL cLoWnY aNd ShIt: >Jack and Gamzee:...

moonpiemiracles:

the-big-bad-critic:

moonpiemiracles:

the-big-bad-critic:

Jack frowned and smacked himself in the head then looked back up at Gamzee. “DO YOU KNOW HOW TO WORK THIS THING?”

“I did….but i think its motherfucking broke”

He hissed “No shit Sherlock! Look, can you like, climb down?!”

“Nah bro, you come up here, this motherfucking view’s beautiful!!”

“NO I DON’T WANT TO. NOW CLIMB DOWN HERE,”

“It’s ok man, I think I’ll just be up here a while longer…”

→ BeIn AlL cLoWnY aNd ShIt: the-big-bad-critic: BeIn AlL cLoWnY aNd ShIt: >Jack and Gamzee:...

moonpiemiracles:

the-big-bad-critic:

Jack frowned and smacked himself in the head then looked back up at Gamzee. “DO YOU KNOW HOW TO WORK THIS THING?”

“I did….but i think its motherfucking broke”

He hissed “No shit Sherlock! Look, can you like, climb down?!”

“Nah bro, you come up here, this motherfucking view’s beautiful!!”

→ BeIn AlL cLoWnY aNd ShIt: the-big-bad-critic: BeIn AlL cLoWnY aNd ShIt: >Jack and Gamzee:...

Jack frowned and smacked himself in the head then looked back up at Gamzee. “DO YOU KNOW HOW TO WORK THIS THING?”

“I did….but i think its motherfucking broke”